True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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