I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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