I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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