You're so nebulous sometimes
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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