I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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