i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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