I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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