I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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