I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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