Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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