I could have mohawked her pubes.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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