i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
