Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
True strength comes from lack of pants
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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