there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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