Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
As shirtless as possible
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Terrible idea I love it
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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