her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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