She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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