I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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