If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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