I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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