Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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