you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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