can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The best revenge is premature balding
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
MIDGETS
????
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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