That's intense
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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