is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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