Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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