i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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