With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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