this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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