You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
This is classic penis vs brain.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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