I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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