A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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