i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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