My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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