there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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