Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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