Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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