pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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