i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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