Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she smelled like a LAN party
im holly from the hills drunk
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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