just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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