Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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