it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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