I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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