is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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