Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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