How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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