My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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