You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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