Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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