i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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