I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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