i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize