suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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