Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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