You surviving the open bar?
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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